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Grandpa Wants to Give You a Tip

They say old people all full of wisdom and so often that is true on account of their life experience. There are just so many things in life that you need to experience to really understand it and gain the street smarts from it.

But when these granddads invite the young ladies to sit on their laps for a tip, it’s not a life tip and they have no intention of leaving it at just giving them the tip, they’re about to give them the whole lot, again and again.

Personally, there aren’t many things I can think of that I find more creepy than this but that’s likely because I’m not anywhere near as old as these geezers. I can only imagine wanting to still fuck the young ladies when I am at their age, so I get it entirely from their point of view.

But wtf are these chicks thinking? I can only imagine they have the most extreme of extreme daddy issues possible.

So if you’re somehow able to get your rocks of on this then you might like to use our Granddadz discount to save 83%.


Complete With Comb Over

I almost ended up on the floor when I read this site’s name, i thought it was that funny but when i read that this guy’s porn name was Erectis Maximus I died.

Just look at this old fuck. He has enough skin to cover two people and that’s just the parts behind his elbows. He’s got those live liver spots happening, the longest forehead in the porn industry and he even has a comb over. I swear, now I’ve seen it all.

Recently I commented on how beautiful a woman was in a Hollywood movie I watched with some family and my brother, who is younger than me by 13 years, commented that I seem to fancy the “old women”. The woman I commented on was in her mid to late 30’s. After some consideration I realised that my main focus of attention had shifted with age. While I still do fancy girls in their twenties for sure, I now also fancy women older than I had been attracted to before.

But for teen girls to want to fuck grandpas, I don’t know man. Lucky bastards though right?

Save up to 61% with a discount to Blue Pill Men.


They May Be Old But They’re Not Cold

If I’m banging chicks this hot when I’m as old as that dude then I’d be doing better than I am now. 😀

I have always been baffled as to why young hot women like this would want to get with guys as old, wrinkly and simply out of shape as this but I’m not complaining as long as I get my share when I grow this old too.

If this tickles your fancy then you may wish to check out our Granddadz 50% off discount offer which drops the price on a 30-day pass all the way down to only $13.95. Should you choose to renew this subscription month-to-month you will retain the benefit of this discount indefinitely, even when the special deal has passed and even when prices increase. You have the option to turn it into a lifetime discount deal, inflation free.

Keeping in theme with age and long duration the true value really lies in the 1 year subscribers option which is discounted by a hefty 83% and you end up with less than 5 bucks a month equivalent to pay for access to this older/younger porn site.

 


Fucking Each Other’s Daughters Like It’s No Big Deal

This is one of those moral dilemma sites. Any father that actually considers swapping daughters with a friend and having an orgy should probably be shot right on the spot. And even though I am not a father, the mere thought of letting a friend of mine fuck my daughter and to top that off, right in my company, makes my stomach turn.

However, somehow, the instant that you don’t know the people at all, and I think importantly the comfort of knowing that this is all staged, then all of a sudden there’s just enough perversion left to make it ridiculously hot. It appeals to that very taboo centre so many of us share, in a potent and successful way much like step-family porn which is so incredibly popular too.

So watch them get their panties knocked off while we save 61% off Daughter Swap discount affording you the opportunity to scoop up a 30-day pass for less than 10 bucks. Alternatively you might want to play it long with a 1-year subscription which we have discounted by 80%, down to $4.99 per month.


Old and Nearly Cold

You can watch for less with this discount link if you’re into dirty old fuckers getting it on with barely legal teens. Me personally, I find it profoundly disturbing, to the point where I might honestly rather consider spectating a live Russian Roulette competition from the front row.

Look, I completely get grandpas fantasizing about sticking it to some young chick. Ala Hefner if you will. I’m not getting any younger myself so I have some appreciation for it.

But wanting to watch some dodgy old geezer with more hair covering his body than there is wool on my living room carpet. With skin so loose that you could fit another three of him in there and a tummy that…

I just can’t do it… but please don’t let me stop you.

They must surely be paying these young chicks an absolute fortunate to do this.