Aquaman is a movie that I have been excited to see ever since they first announced it would be made. I thought I’d rush to see it the moment it opened, but then life got in the way. I finally caught a matinee yesterday. I ended up so distracted by a couple making out during the movie that I am probably going to have to go watch it again to make up for everything I missed.

I first spotted them in line at the concessions. I thought it was sweet to see a teenager still holding her grandfather’s hand, but got suspicious when he gave her a pat on the butt as the line moved. They sat a row in front of me in the theater and as soon as the lights dimmed, they started going at it. Heavy making out and no shame about it! She couldn’t have been more than 19 or 20 and he was old enough for the senior discount. I want to be him when I grow up!

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